Let’s get one thing straight: adrenaline doesn’t care about your injury. Just ask Marcella Hooker, a grandmother from Warsaw, North Carolina, who literally sprinted on a busted leg the second she saw $912,326 flash across her screen.

Yep. The woman could barely walk five minutes ago. Then she won almost a million bucks playing a digital lottery game called The Lamp: Dark Arts — which sounds more like a Netflix series than a financial miracle. Suddenly, she was running like she stole something. Screaming. Waking the kids. Waking the grandkids. Waking the whole damn zip code.

Turns out she beat 1-in-12.9 million odds to score the top “Alakazam” prize. You read that right: Alakazam. Because if there’s one thing more ridiculous than online gambling, it’s calling the jackpot tier a Harry Potter sound effect.

She dropped five bucks into the game — probably while sipping coffee and scrolling Facebook — and walked out (okay, limped out, then ran) with $654,596 after taxes. Not bad for a weekday morning dopamine hit.

Marcella’s plan? Pay off the house. Buy a car. Help the family. Basically, do all the grown-up stuff most of us say we’d do if we won the lottery, but never actually would because we’d panic-buy a jet ski and a monkey first.

So yeah — while most of us keep hitting “play again” like a bunch of digital zombies, Marcella hit the damn jackpot and unlocked a hidden ability: spontaneous healing through raw joy and government-regulated gambling.

Moral of the story? Your leg isn’t that bad. You just haven’t won the lottery yet.